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World according to “someone” from the Chinese Government
China: Imperial Territory (Beijing: The Open City / Hangzhou: Business card of President Xi / Tibet: Utopia / Shaanxi + Gansu + Turkistan: One Belt One Road / Taiwan: foreign-paid rebels that will lose anyway)
The Koreas: Nightmare, refugees, illegal immigrants
Japan: Rascals, Shameless, Nazis, Inferior Race, F*ck them all. (Tokyo: City of sins / Fukushima: Chernobyl 2.0)
Mongolia: Retards pretending to be Nazis
Russia: “I will not give an opinion”
Kazakhstan + Uzbekistan + Kyrgyzstan + Tajikistan: Silk Road Guards Club
Vietnam: Ungrateful monkeys, illegal immigrants
Philippines: Good Job Mr. Duterte, illegal immigrants
Laos: Aid destination, illegal immigrants
Cambodia: Old friend, Angkor Wat
Thailand: Old friend, Vacations, Kra Channel
Myanmar: Civil war, fake Buddhists, Jade supply, exile land, refugees, illegal immigrants
Malaysia: Chinese speaking cooperation partner
Singapore: Banana people (yellow skin white heart)
Indonesia: Bipolars (Bali: Dangerous but worthy vacations)
Nepal: Friends, Temples
India: Comedies everyday, Feudalism (Delhi: women please don’t go)
Pakistan: Brotherhood of iron, we will always support you (Gwadar Port: Silk Road monitoring center)
Bangladesh: Future “Tea Road” hub
Sri Lanka: Maritime Routes hub
Maldives: Vacations
Afghanistan: Morass, refugees, Lapislazuli supply
Iran: Brothers, Oil supply, PetroYuans, plainclothes Silk Road Guard
Turkey: Brothers in the far west, plainclothes Silk Road Guard, Kebap, Pop Music with flavor, Vacations (Istanbul: No.1 Silk Road Hub, Grand Bazaar, Silk Road Fusion Art / Ankara: Silk Road monitoring center)
Saudi Arabia + Emirates + Qatar and other Gulf States: Oil supply, Banks with low transparency, monarchies in XXI century
Syria + Iraq + Egypt: Civilizations destroyed by barbarians from across the Atlantic
Kurdish separatists: serious problems
Israel: Don’t get their game
Yemen: 2015 Evacuation Mission, PetroDollars VS PetroYuans
Lybia: 2011 Evacuation Mission
Tanzania: Another brotherhood of iron, Serengeti National Park
Most of Africa: Aid destination, Free food destination, friends
Ukraine: Soviet weapons supply, Banana people (red skin blue heart)
Belarus: Goodie
Greece: Comedy theater
The Balkans: everything is solved with money
UK: From Competence to Partner, we did a good job
France: Merci beaucoup pour vos idees revolutionaires (message from President Deng)
Italy: Food diplomacy (Rome: Chinese police patroled here in tourist seasons)
Germany: Workaholic people
Rest of EU: lazy countries fed by Mama Merkel
Switzerland: Banks with low transparency fed by the Chinese and other governments
Iceland + Greenland = Pureland
Canada: Where shameless corrupt traitors apply for asylum
USA: Intelligent people surpressed by a stupid dark-hearted barbaric government.
Cuba: Pivot
Peru: they call themselves lost children of China
Rest of Latin America: potential partners
Australia: They buy condoms with Chinese money to f*ck with the USA
Pacific Ocean: Paradise of warships
Nice maps!
I see people writing what they associate with countries, so I’ll do that too
(I’m from Poland) (also if I didn’t write a country it’s bc I couldn’t think of anything)
Afghanistan – there was a war
Albania – Voldemort was hiding here for some time
Algeria – 80% desert
Argentina – silver, some Disney Channel show
Australia – kangaroos, ocean and sun
Austria – skiing
Bahamas – holidays for the rich
Bangladesh – shitty place, nice people
Barbados – Rihanna
Belarus – Ukraine #2
Belgium – chocolate and EU
Brazil – football and poor children
Canada – maple syrup and nice people
China – cheap labour
Colombia – poor
Croatia – holidays for the middle class
Czech Republic – Slovakia but richer
Denmark – mermaids
Egypt – pyramids and sun
Estonia – Baltic Sea
Ethiopia – poor
Finland – Santa lives here
France – wine
Germany – rich
Greece – mythology
Haiti – there was an earthquake here
Hungary – kinda like us but better
Iceland – volcanos and geysers and sun and snow and everything
India – Bollywood, pretty clothing
Iraq – war
Ireland – green
Israel – US’ best friend
Italy – pizza, expensive clothes
Japan – technology, manga and sushi
Kazakhstan – big?
Kenya – there was a theory Obama was born here
Kiribati – nice flag, always the first one to start the new year
Latvia – Lithuania #2?
Lithuania – they don’t like us, but we have to learn a poem about them in middle school
Macedonia – little Greece
Madagascar – missionaries go there
Mauritania – slavery
Mexico – nice hats and nice food
Nepal – mountains
Netherlands – rainbows and happiness
New Zealand – like Iceland but on the other side of the globe
North Korea – hell
Norway – rich and cold
Pakistan – nice people, not a nice place
Poland – leave while you still can
Portugal – Spain?
Qatar – rich
Russia – Putin, huge, ballet, cold, matryoshkas
San Marino – tiny
Saudi Arabia – women’s hell
Singapore – tiny but cool
Slovakia – like Czechia but poorer
Slovenia – nice?
Spain – hot, tapas
South Africa – more racist even than us
Sweden – IKEA
Switzerland – watches
Syria – air strikes
Turkey – minarets, eternar EU candidate
UK – queen, expensive
US – guns and shootings, fast food, think they’re #1 but they’re not
Vatican – gives money to priests but not to the poor
South Africa, not more racist than America. Our police are murdered we dont shoot unarmed black people, Our criminals shoot unarmed people. We are Zuma land, country of president who has too many wives, uses tax payers money to pay for new big house.
Don’t forget cool but creepy groups, huge diamond mines and fucked up dutch dialect
she ment us (as we), not the USA. She said it cause Poland has a “racist” reputation, at least in Europe.
Everyone knows. It’s all about jokes here.
I’m Belarus.Pan pług and kosa
Russia – China’s inspiration
Syria, Palestine – being bullied
Jordan, Lebanon – surrounded in all chaos
Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iran, UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman – Rich oil kings
Yemen – Chaos 2.0 with drones
Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia – fighting former soviet states
Turkey – Ottomans that lost their chaotic lands
Greece – “civilised” bankrupt people
Yugoslavia – some peaceful mess
Romania, Bulgaria, Moldova, Belarus – leftover soviet mess
Ukraine – fighting their motherland
Baltic states – scared of motherland
Norway, Sweden, Finland – Union of Socialist Winterlands
Iceland – Iceland
Denmark – tiny kingdom
Greenland – extension of tiny kingdom
Poland – pathetic people
Singapore: Job Vacancies
Malaysia: Twin Towers, oil
Thailand: Nearly same currency rate
Cambodia: Angkor What?
I’m Filipino and this is what I see about my south east asian neighbors:
Vietnam: Friendly Chinese Friend with cool hats
Indonesia: Bigger Twin
Singapore: Job Vacancies
Malaysia: Twin Towers, oil
Thailand: Nearly same currency rate
Cambodia: Angkor What?
Laos: ?
Myanmar: more Indian
Brunei: Job Vacancy, too yey
Philippines: Hispanic Asian country that speaks english and doesnt care about it
It’s kinda sad how people still think of us Vietnamese as Chinese and that’s something we really don’t prefer. But the rest is absolutely true, at least to me.
I’m Singaporean. This is my thought of the world.
Singapore – liberated imperialists by another monarchy
Malaysia – corrupted bullies
Indonesia – jealous of bullies
Brunei – Oil and Gold
Thailand – Rice monarchy
Myanmar, Loas, Cambodia – dead monarchies
Vietnam – baddas American rebels
China – ancestral land
Taiwan – Chinese rebels
North Korea – China’s colony
South Korea – American colony
Japan – land of suicidal pilots
Sri Lanka – Lipton Tea
India – China of south asia
Bangladesh – bullied by India
Nepal – buffer zone
Pakistan – India’s arch enemy
Afghanistan and Iraq – US satellite states
Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan – random tribes
Mongolia – bully of the north
Russia – China’s inspiration
Syria, Palestine – being bullied
Jordan, Lebanon – surrounded in all chaos
Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iran, UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman – Rich oil kings
Yemen – Chaos 2.0 with drones
Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia – fighting former soviet states
Turkey – Ottomans that lost their chaotic lands
Greece – “civilised” bankrupt people
Yugoslavia – some peaceful mess
Romania, Bulgaria, Moldova, Belarus – leftover soviet mess
Ukraine – fighting their motherland
Baltic states – scared of motherland
Norway, Sweden, Finland – Union of Socialist Winterlands
Iceland – Iceland
Denmark – tiny kingdom
Greenland – extension of tiny kingdom
Poland – pathetic people
Czechia – can’t pronounce
Slovakia – part of Czech
Austria – Germans?
Hungary – Mongols that teamed Germans(Ultimate bully alliance)
Switzerland – Nazi Gold
Germany – Unlucky
The Netherlands – Windmills
Belgium – chocolate
Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Andorra, Monacco, San Marino, Malta – too small like us to be heard of
Britain – Imperialists
Ireland – liberated from imperialist
France – Croissants and Wine
Italy – Leaning Tower of Pisa
Vatican City – is it smaller than us?
Spain – Bull fighting
Portugal – Spanish cousin
Morocco – another bully kingdom
Western Sahara – fighting for independence
Libya – more chaos
Egypt – pyramids in deserts
Algeria – Western Sahara HQ
Tunisia – Africa’s Italy
Somalia – Pirate HQ
Rest of Africa – Poverty and Ebola
Argentina – football
Brazil – Rainforests
Paraguay, Uruguay – Split brothers?
Chile – Chili
Peru and Bolivia – Chili haters
Venezuela – another bankrupt socialist
Colombia – Mafias
Guyana, Ecuador, Suriname – unidentified South America
Mexico – Mafias in desert
Cuba – American rebel
Rest of Caribbean – random island nations
Rest of Central America – corrupt America
USA – Far away imperialists
Canada – Winterland
Australia, New Zealand – liberated from imperialist
Rest of pacific nations – who cares?
In Spain the majority of us we hate bull-fighting
Are you sure? during my trip in cataloña, nobody understood why I hate corrida
Casteliano /Espanol Yo honestamente creo que es mejor que Los Toros se muern con honor que Los maten uno detras del otro como lo hacen en lo granjas
English I think it is better that the bull dies with honor than to be kill in a line at a slaughter house
Austrians are definitely not germans, I also wouldn’t compare English people to Americans just because they speak the same language
Australia and New Zealand still sing God save the queen. They are a loyal commonwealth Nations. Australia tends to hate foreigners and are racist to the aborigional community. No liberation there.