Mapping Stereotypes

The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of Europe (Portrait)The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of the World (Portrait)The Ultimate Bigot's Supersized Calendar (Portrait)

2012 Mapping Stereotypes Calendar Editions

All 3 editions: European (black), Extras (white) and Ultimate Jumbo edition (gold) with all the maps combined in a single 24 months (2012-2013) piece!

World According to the United States of America

The World According to USA

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World According to Israel

The World According to Israel

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Europe According to Penis Size

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Europe According to the Future, 2022

Europe According to the Future, 2022

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Arab Winter (January 2012)

The Arab Winter, 2012

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Europe According to Germany

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The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of Europe

The Ultimate Bigot’s Calendar of Europe

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World Dictatorships According to the US

USA and the World of Dictatorships

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Europe According to Greece

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Europe According to Italy

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Europe According to The Vatican

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Europe According to USA

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The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of the World

The Ultimate Bigot’s Calendar of the World

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Mainland USA According to Common Sense

USA According to Common Sense

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Europe According to Spain

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Europe According to Turkey

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Arab Spring (June 2011)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Arab Spring

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Silvio Berlusconi’s Europe

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Asia According to USA

Asia According to USA

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Europe According to Gay Men

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Europe According to Russia

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The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of the World Supersized

The Ultimate Bigot’s Supersized Calendar of the World

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Europe According to France

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Europe According to Britain

Europe According to Britain

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Europe in 2009 Map

Where I Live

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Europe According to Poland

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Europe According to Switzerland

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Europe According to Bulgaria

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The Iberian Peninsula According to Spain

Iberia According to Spain

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Africa According to USA

Africa According to USA

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South America According to USA

South America According to USA

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Italy According to Posh Italians

Italy According to Posh Italians

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World According to the United States of America (Fearmonger Edition)

The World According to USA (Fearmonger Special Edition)

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Europe According to Male Height

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after have looked at the most important ones i know i'm moving to romania, not only will i look tall compared to them, their women will think i'm well hung too. 

I'd be really interested to see a Norwegian version. A Norwegian guy in my international student dormitory here started a lot of controversy when he didn't get a ticket to one of the house events and then raged on about how Southern Europe had less integrity than Northern Europe because of it and said that Zipcar would have all its cars stolen in Spain. It was really terrible and made worse by his lack of recognition that he was stereotyping massive groups of people. I'd really like to see if this had something to do with the stereotypes on Europe according to Norway, though I suspect it was mostly his own biggotry...

alphadesigner 5 pts moderator

This is a satirical project, not sociological research, so I'm afraid your question will stay unanswered with or without a Norwegian map.

I am saddened to see no danish version :< then again in a danish version it would just be denmark (something godly) rest of the world (either a tourist spot, someone to piss off, someone to extort or just simply hell). :D and i like that everyone thinks danish are vikings... that was a looooong time ago :O nowadays we're more of people who would like to beleive we're vikings.

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I knew Lars von Trier was just a regular Dane! :) Don't lose hope, the project is not finished, so one day even a Danish map may appear. ;)

World according to americans has canada as vegetarians? Um, no... They can go somewhere else

I happened upon one of your maps on Pinterest and then followed the link to your website. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that you are a fellow Bulgarian! You made me extremely proud! Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised at the wit, intellect, and self deprecating sense of humor revealed in your maps because it all sounded very familiar! Great job! And a clarification to the comment before mine - the US according to "common sense" should probably be according to non-Americans because my American husband had a hard time getting it too! Stef - Bulgarian born and raised, and Americanized!

alphadesigner 5 pts moderator

Hi Stef! Thanks a lot! :)

As an American who has extensively traveled and lived across Europe and the rest of the World. Great job. I and the other Americans I show still fall over laughing. However, the only thing is your impressions of Americans view of America and the rest of the world are a bit off. Even the most ignorant American knows that Russians aren't commies anymore. And FYI, no American under the age of 60 uses the word "Rascal" anymore or would call Pennsylvania "Pretzelreich". Just saying......

It was very funny But Taiwan is a seperate country than china. So we are like The US's pet or HTC.

Great. So are Bulgaria and Romania but this map is not about separate countries, it's about ridiculous ignorant people who don't give a damn about it. :)

lol as Turk, I can say that every version is great. especially your Turkey version :)) good job!

I can not make maps however I'm willing to give you our point of view for European stereotypes. I'd like to give you the way Belgians see Europe.

I'm Polish and I think that when we hear Sweden, we think IKEA. But the rest is perfect.

Interesting enough, my experience is that people from ex Yugoslavia are everything except non charted territories for Germans, French and British.

Great job!!!As a Greek, I have to say that the Greek version is great!!! But what does Berlusconi mean by saying ''big nosed''???......; )

Thank you! "Big nosed" = "with a big nose". ;)

I'm Polish and I think that the Europe according to Poland map is just perfect :D

Make a Portuguese map!

Being half greek - half italian i admit that you're spot on on everything! Heck i almost died at the Europa Berlusconiana!!! Keep up the good work mate.

excellent idea and work.

Favorite state has to be fuck yeah, or all of iceland's names.

Aside from the fact that he probably copied the idea from David Cerny's work during the Czech Presidency of the European Union - very funny stuff! http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/20...

I'm sorry to disappoint you but my project predates David Cerny's exhibition. On another note, stereotype maps are not a modern invention at all, the earliest I've seen are a century and a half old, so any claim of originality, mine or Cerny's, is utterly ridiculous.

The Guardian articles says: "Tsvetkov has lived all over Europe, but back in 2009 when he got the idea to produce maps charting prevailing stereotypes, he was still in his native Bulgaria." Cerny's work has been made public on 12 January 2009 and got a lot of publicity, which seems to be pretty in the beginning of 2009. But I don't care. I'm just saying.

My work was also published on 12 of January 2009: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alphadesigner/319205... Coincidence? :)

My apologies. If you can please delete my original comment (as only the first one is visible unless one clicks on it). And as I said before, I think your work is hillarious (because it's mostly true) :)

Greetings! You rule man! These maps are great, and surprisingly very accurate to my knowledge. How do you collect data for these maps? I cant believe these stereotypes all came out from your head. You would need to be a all-in-one cosmopolitan to be able to think with all the minds of the people of the world. Are you plan to make a Map According to Hungarians? If you need help I would be happy to assist you.

Marry me! :D Very nice work, way to go! Wiki-Height map satirized itself, being so obviously off..

Excellent, its a lol engine ! Waiting for a detailed map of France with points of view of Alsatian, Breton, Pariser & others. thxs :-)

This is hilarious! It makes the joke so much better, because the graphic design is so well done! PS. I love that us Canadians are drunks, vegetarians, and nothing haha! You have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes...

I want to be your friend.

But my favourite one is mostly Turks poles and America !!!! And Germany and Spain especially !!!!! That one was funny

Hahahah yes !! And map according to Japanese and to Koreans ^^ maybe? Abd I think Chinese too......

OMG, you should make a "World According to Fijians" map! LOL!!!!!!111one

Just stumbled upon your site. It's bloody awesome!!!! I don't know who came up with the idea but whoever it was is a genius. Will certainly be purchasing some t-shirts just hope you ship to England. Moldova = Oh dear! Hahahaha,spot on.

Ha ha ha... lol! I love it! These are the funniest, most hysterical maps ever! I'm a fan! With your permission I've done my own Spanish version of your "Europe according to gay men". I hope you like it!

@JOhnakas - please, let me google that for you alphadesigner, por supuestisimamente, the spanish vision is from an insider - but probably an alien turned local as myself en fin, bruTal traBajo, enhorabuena y que vendas la reostía

OK! got the 2nd one. just clarify the MEH

Excellent work!!!!! had the laugh of my life. two questions though: what does MEH and F.H.S.o.M mean?

How about the world according to nigerians Dutch people Serbs Aussies Cubans and NZ?

I live in Nigeria from time to time (being European though and I don't work in the oil business). Agreed, a Nigerian world view map would be interesting.

I am not sure if you have been informed on this... But Turkey has not had a ban on YouTube for some while. Okay, one may debate if the removal of the ban would help with the change of the stereotype: but in retrospect, the ban was for about 2.5 years... Would you consider such a short period as enough for the title to be set such by people (in)capable of setting titles to other countries? I do understand that you present no demand on scientific certainty. None the less just thought I would try chip in... Great maps all together!

Thank you! You know sometimes we all do silly things and then people continue to make fun of us long after they happen. I guess the moral story is that banning popular Internet sites is a very bad PR move. :) The map with the label was made in 2009 and I don't update my maps once they are made. I usually include a note in small print with the year of publication but not on all of the maps. Maybe it will be a good idea if I include the year in the title itself. I'll think about it.

Hi. I think that in order to do our life easier we put borders and make assumptions to simplify complex subjects. But with time things are changing and these borders and assumptions become obsolete. So we need to break the "rules" and build new ones that are actually matching the current reality. This is one reason for stereotypes. Regards.

In most cases I think it's just a matter of humility. Simplified complexity is actually an oxymoron. Only simple things can be simple, the complex ones have to be approached with the attention they deserve, not reduced to something that is easy to grasp but deceptively incomplete. For example if you ask someone how does he feel and he replies "pretty well" but then for some reason you want to simplify his answer, removing "pretty" will leave only "well", which kind of resembles the truth but not completely. However if you decide to remove "well", things change dramatically and the whole meaning goes to hell. When it comes to ideas, the parts of an entity don't always complement each other. Nations are far too complex to be described with a label, even for a limited period of time, so we can spare ourselves the actual "breaking of the rules" and just try not to resort to simplifications in the first place. And to get to this point, one needs to be humble.

Do you personally believe that there can exists a world without stereotypes ?

Beliefs are intentions. They cannot prove or disprove anything, they just hang in the air waiting for an argument to swipe them in a random direction. Just because somebody cannot "believe" in a world without prejudice, doesn't mean a) that such a world is impossible and b) that this world doesn't deserve to be an objective, idealistic as it may appear. There are many things in the past that seemed like impossible ideals, too. Having a black US president was an ideal. The right for gay people to marry was an ideal and still is in some countries. Women's right to vote was an ideal. Believing is not necessary. Action is.

I personally think this argument has turned to a fallacious point and can’t see its additive appeal to Tsvetan's initial comment/question/argument (Which I had found rather correct and grounded). But for conversation sake: I doubt human nature can ever successfully peal itself from being judgmental since categorization is an essential human capability which enables us to simplify, predict, understand and eventually deal with our current conditions. One may argue on how such classifications can be mingled with prejudice in an intransitive sense… But all in all; it is something that we do, have done and in fact managed to survive various conditions due to it. Once in a while though I find it necessary for individuals such as you to point out what such management of our adaptations to our current conditions has brought in consequence. Looking at the maps I see that we are in a pretty comical state. That said: Stereotyping tends to get disturbing ONLY if they lack compliments. I find it rather odd that (For instance) many Africans gloat with the stereotype of big penises but have little tolerance to any other simplifications about themselves... As if one is stereotyping and the other not (Though both are pretty much of same function: Setting bias). Guess most forget whilst browsing through that your maps tell more about those that stereotype others than the latter. Once again: compliments to your works…

Looking at the maps, you can see other things as well, like the fact that I, their author, am still alive, nobody has arrested me, put me in jail or burned me alive. :) 500 years ago, when for most people the word "world" meant "my village and the fields around it", this project would have been unthinkable. This is why for me it's hard to accept an attitude to a problem, in which the only effective solution is perpetual damage management. I mean no disrespect though, either to Tsvetan or you. I'm more than honored to hear your opinions.

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