The World According to the United States of America

World According to the United States of America

World According to the United States of America (Fearmonger Edition)

The newest map from my Mapping Stereotypes project is again dedicated to the USA but on a much grander scale. Instead of simply Europe, it includes the whole world. I know this is a sort of a compliment, since many of the US population doesn’t have a clue there is dry land outside their borders. Ronald Reagan for example, on one of his first international trips, was surprised to find out that Latin America is not a island. I have not much evidence to back it up, but I suspect Sarah Palin thinks Japan is a name of a car factory. And so on and so forth.

Enough small talk. Here’s a full list of the labels:

North America

Greenland – Ice Cap
Alaska – Hockey Moms
Canada – Vegetarians
United States (mainland) – Civilized World
Mexico – Maids and Gardeners
Guatemala – Fringe Lab
Belize – ?
El Salvador – N.A.
Honduras – Mess
Nicaragua – Reagan’s Rancho
Costa Rica – Jungle
Panama (joined with Ecuador) – Banana Republic
Cuba – Quarantine
Jamaica – Reggae
Haiti – Poverty
Dominican Republic – Holiday
Puerto Rico – Latinos
Bahamas – Northern Sea Cliffs
Antilles – Southern Sea Cliffs

South America

Colombia – Estados Unidos de Coicaine
Venezuela – Evil Empire of Venzenweelah
Guyana and Suriname – Forest
French Guiana – Rockets
Brazil – Liberal Commies (allied with Iran)
Ecuador (joined with Panama) – Banana Republic
Peru – Our Bitches
Bolivia – Cuba del Sur
Paraguay – Catholic Socialists
Uruguay – Tupamaros
Argentina – One Dollar Store
Chile – Chili Con Carne
Falklands – British Riviera

Africa

Morocco, Algeria, Tunis, Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Chad, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Senegal and The Gambia – Fucking Desert, Dude!
Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Burkina Faso, Togo, Benin, Nigeria, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Congo 1, Congo 2, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, Mozambique, Swaziland, Lesotho, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Angola – AIDS
Madagascar – Penguins
Somalia – Jack Sparrow
Ethiopia and Eritrea – Hunger & Stuff
Kenya – Obamaland
Malawi – Madonnaland
South Africa – Land of Bling

Europe

Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland – Socialist Union
Iceland – Wikileaks
United Kingdom – Mummy
Ireland – St Patrick
Portugal – Brazil
Spain – Mexico
France – Smelly People
Germany – Dirty Porn
The Netherlands – Sodom
Belgium – Chocolate
Switzerland – Cash
Italy – Godfathers
Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Albania, Macedonia – Resident Evil
Greece – Democracy
Turkey – Thanksgiving Meal
Bulgaria and Romania – Dracula
Hungary, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia – Buffer Zone
Austria – Apfelkuchen
Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia – No Clue
Russia – Commies

Asia

Syria – Rogue State
Lebanon – Mess
Israel and Palestine – Pals
Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait – Uncle Allah
Yemen – Thugs
Oman, U.A.E., Qatar – Flying Carpets
Iraq – Fuck Yeah
Iran – Satan
Turkmenistan – Kwpzsfrstan
Uzbekistan – Szwrkstan
Tajikistan – …stan
Kyrgyzstan – Wtfstan
Mongolia – Savages
Kazakhstan – Borat
Afghanistan – Vietnam 2.0
Pakistan – Cambodia 2.0
India – Curry
Bangladesh – Hunger
Sri Lanka – Tigers
Nepal – Alpinists
Bhutan – Meh
Mianmar (Burma) – Rascals
Thailand – Brothel
Laos – Nixon’s Bitches
Cambodia – Skulls
Vietnam – Cemetery
Malaysia – Two Skyscrapers & Stuff
Indonesia – Mesoindia
The Philippines – Rice Dolls
Japan – Toyota
South Korea – Samsung
North Korea – Dr. Evil

Australia & Oceania

Australia – Aussiebums
Papua New Guinea – Guinea Pigs
New Zealand – Kiwis

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Hello! I love your "Mapping Stereotypes"-project! I posted an article about prejudices and stereotypes about Asia and Asian people on my Blog and recommended your homepage.

I live in Two skyscrappers and stuff... lmao!! Brilliant!

Hello Alphadesigner, great job, I liket it! I found it very funny, but when will you make a world map according to LatinAmerican countries, I guess you will surprise of the ideas. Once again nice job, all of them.

Thank you. I can't say when exactly but there will be a map according to Latin America, I promise! :)

Hi, can you explain rice dolls for the philippines? Because I honestly don't get it.

Rag doll (allusion to poverty) + people who eat a lot of rice = rice doll.

wtfstan.. hehehe... btw, my country u labelled as mesoindia. why is that so? nice work man..

Thanks! :) "Mesoindia" is one of those nonsense titles like "Wtfstan" that people often say when they cannot really remember the proper name of a country. No hidden meaning or wordplay. :)

This is funny but...

Great job, Alphadesigner! I also liked your I searched at once "Azerbaijan" (cause that's where I come from) I ahared it on my Facebook profile :))

Thanks, Aygun! :)

Thank you Jack. The reason there is only one world map is because I am just starting with the world views and of course one of the first attempts is the US, like you mentioned the stereotypes are universally known and relatively easy to map. I have no reliable way to seriously measure a nation's self-absorbtion index :)) and I agree with you richer and prosperous nations sometimes have the tendency to think everything is spinning around them but the US view has always struck me as something very unique because it's such a complex amalgam of idealism, naivety, good will, greed, compassion and pride. Another aspect is outside's world envy. Small nations always try to "emasculate" the Great Power of the day and thus many stereotypes get created completely artificially. I recently made a map about Switzerland and I noticed that tendency, even in myself. In Europe we often portray the Swiss as self absorbed. Of course they are very far from being a Great Power but they are very rich and fiercely independent which basically has the same effect. :) As for the American people - some of them seem quite disinterested in the world outside their borders, you can spot that even in the presidential candidates. This of course raises another question - does the simple knowledge about what lies beyond the border makes you less self absorbed and more interested in other people's destiny. The answers cannot be provided by my maps of course, they can only serve as catalysts for discussion. As for my answer to Trueboy - I was being sarcastic, again. ;)

What about Cape Verde that did not appear in your Map, Do you think Americans really do not know about it , or did you forget . Cape Verde is an African Country.

I purposely didn't include most small island nations on the map. First, it will make the map even more unreadable because of the small print I would have to use to correctly label everything. And additionally, most people in the world, not only Americans, aren't aware they exist in the first place or if they have heard about Cape Verde or Vanuatu, they don't have an idea what's out there. Especially in America, where it's perfectly possible to become president without knowing exactly where Russia is. :)

Also, I wouldn't go as far as saying that Trueboy is an idiot but he has clearly not seen "sarcasm" ever before.

Taken with a sense of humor (it's always a must for these things), some of these tags are wildly accurate, with some of them having a sort of rich, complex political commentary about it, like the "Estados Unidos de Cocaine." I like how that touches on the fact that Colombia is such a close ally of the US, yet it's most often known stateside for the cocaine problem. I don't suspect, however, that you think Americans are any more self-absorbed than other developed nations (but yes, you're giving us too much credit assuming we have stereotypes for that many countries), and this map reflects the fact that American stereotypes of the world are much better known and more widely discussed than stereotypes from other nations. It's kind of funny how every time you see one a map describing how Americans see the world, it's a map of the whole world, but when you see a map of how people from other countries (Germany, UK, etc.), they only show their part of the world. That kind of says something about their centrism, doesn't it? :) Great effort, man. This is by far the best of its kind.

Trueboy, you totally ignorant idiot. I am not American and you should pay more attention to what this project is really about. :)) Thanks for the laughs though, you made my day.

"alphadesigner" — u totally racist asshole. U showed to all what know about whole world? Wtf? "Civilized world"? World — it's a World... I see what u love your country much than mother. And not polite to every country — idiot! On next time writes: "F*cking democratic morons consider themselves a nation and That destroys the stand and dictates his worthless opinion of other countries who killed the people who are the legitimate owners of (the Indians)".

It's easy to tell you've put a great deal of effort while creating this map. :) I read an interview with you for a Bulgarian newspaper but I don't remember if you mentioned this or not - aside from friends, their stories and your own experiences, do you get inspiration from anywhere else - movies, literature, etc.? Thank you for sharing your work. :) All the best, Petko

Absolutely brilliant!!! UK = Mummy .... couldn't help laughing at that one ;)

Great idea, had a good laugh, but it seems so true. I payed closed attention as to what you wrote about Poland (that's were I come from) and I must say that all in all you presented a pretty true picture of how people from different parts of the world perceive us. Is it ok if I post your picture at some later point on my blog (of course i will link it to your page)? I just think that you made a pretty good point with those pictures.

@desjardins - Thanks! My English is a weird mixture between American and British, so I make those mistakes occasionally but I think I have my information first hand. Of course many people don't agree and that's fine - this map is not a scientific effort, it's a satirical caricature. With "pals" I didn't mean Palestine (there is no such internationally recognized country), I meant Israel. Aussiebum is a brand of male underwear and Argentina is a very cheap destination, I know many Americans who love to travel to Buenos Aires these days exactly because it is so cheap. It's not a reference for cheap imports, it's a joke about a place where you can spend a great vacation and get away paying very little. :) I hope that clarifies things a bit.

I enjoy your maps, and I realize you are not American, but I question whether you have spoken to an American about these maps. We do not use the word "holiday" for "vacation." Palestine is hardly our "pal." "Bums" is rarely used and is generally an outdated term for "homeless person." I have no idea why the Bahamas are labeled "cliffs" - they are almost entirely flat. Perhaps that's an English reference? I also can't figure out why Argentina would be called a Dollar Store (China would be more accurate, since most of the cheap manufactured crap comes from there). The "...stans" thing is funny and accurate, though.

Hi, there! Your project is definetly tha bomb! I'm really into this thing of analysing stereotypes and different cultures, I'm going to talk about your stuff in my blog's heading called "Stereotipi e pregiudizi". You can read some funny and interesting stuff (Here: http://relaxdesign.wordpress.com/rubriche/stereot... unfortunately is written in italian, aber du kannst einfach mit Google übersetzen! :) Hope you'll enjoy! Ciao!

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