The World According to the United States of America

World According to the United States of America

World According to the United States of America (Fearmonger Edition)

The newest map from my Mapping Stereotypes project is again dedicated to the USA but on a much grander scale. Instead of simply Europe, it includes the whole world. I know this is a sort of a compliment, since many of the US population doesn’t have a clue there is dry land outside their borders. Ronald Reagan for example, on one of his first international trips, was surprised to find out that Latin America is not a island. I have not much evidence to back it up, but I suspect Sarah Palin thinks Japan is a name of a car factory. And so on and so forth.

Enough small talk. Here’s a full list of the labels:

North America

Greenland – Ice Cap
Alaska – Hockey Moms
Canada – Vegetarians
United States (mainland) – Civilized World
Mexico – Maids and Gardeners
Guatemala – Fringe Lab
Belize – ?
El Salvador – N.A.
Honduras – Mess
Nicaragua – Reagan’s Rancho
Costa Rica – Jungle
Panama (joined with Ecuador) – Banana Republic
Cuba – Quarantine
Jamaica – Reggae
Haiti – Poverty
Dominican Republic – Holiday
Puerto Rico – Latinos
Bahamas – Northern Sea Cliffs
Antilles – Southern Sea Cliffs

South America

Colombia – Estados Unidos de Coicaine
Venezuela – Evil Empire of Venzenweelah
Guyana and Suriname – Forest
French Guiana – Rockets
Brazil – Liberal Commies (allied with Iran)
Ecuador (joined with Panama) – Banana Republic
Peru – Our Bitches
Bolivia – Cuba del Sur
Paraguay – Catholic Socialists
Uruguay – Tupamaros
Argentina – One Dollar Store
Chile – Chili Con Carne
Falklands – British Riviera

Africa

Morocco, Algeria, Tunis, Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Chad, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Senegal and The Gambia – Fucking Desert, Dude!
Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Burkina Faso, Togo, Benin, Nigeria, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Congo 1, Congo 2, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, Mozambique, Swaziland, Lesotho, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Angola – AIDS
Madagascar – Penguins
Somalia – Jack Sparrow
Ethiopia and Eritrea – Hunger & Stuff
Kenya – Obamaland
Malawi – Madonnaland
South Africa – Land of Bling

Europe

Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland – Socialist Union
Iceland – Wikileaks
United Kingdom – Mummy
Ireland – St Patrick
Portugal – Brazil
Spain – Mexico
France – Smelly People
Germany – Dirty Porn
The Netherlands – Sodom
Belgium – Chocolate
Switzerland – Cash
Italy – Godfathers
Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Albania, Macedonia – Resident Evil
Greece – Democracy
Turkey – Thanksgiving Meal
Bulgaria and Romania – Dracula
Hungary, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia – Buffer Zone
Austria – Apfelkuchen
Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia – No Clue
Russia – Commies

Asia

Syria – Rogue State
Lebanon – Mess
Israel and Palestine – Pals
Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait – Uncle Allah
Yemen – Thugs
Oman, U.A.E., Qatar – Flying Carpets
Iraq – Fuck Yeah
Iran – Satan
Turkmenistan – Kwpzsfrstan
Uzbekistan – Szwrkstan
Tajikistan – …stan
Kyrgyzstan – Wtfstan
Mongolia – Savages
Kazakhstan – Borat
Afghanistan – Vietnam 2.0
Pakistan – Cambodia 2.0
India – Curry
Bangladesh – Hunger
Sri Lanka – Tigers
Nepal – Alpinists
Bhutan – Meh
Mianmar (Burma) – Rascals
Thailand – Brothel
Laos – Nixon’s Bitches
Cambodia – Skulls
Vietnam – Cemetery
Malaysia – Two Skyscrapers & Stuff
Indonesia – Mesoindia
The Philippines – Rice Dolls
Japan – Toyota
South Korea – Samsung
North Korea – Dr. Evil

Australia & Oceania

Australia – Aussiebums
Papua New Guinea – Guinea Pigs
New Zealand – Kiwis

55 comments
jsbaclor
jsbaclor

Will there be a "World according to Asians"? Thanks!


chickenrice
chickenrice

Curious to know what is Singapore perceived as. Or they probably don't know we exist. :( 

Yva
Yva

haha, welcome to Resident Evil :D

great work Alpha btw.

Resident Evil Citizen
Resident Evil Citizen

Excellent work!!!

I just read it in newspaper a came here to check all maps! It is really funny, but I'm a little bit disturbed with some comments that some names are not funny since somebody find to be insulted by some maps! Unbelievable! What to say... pity for them since they don't have a sense for world wide humor!

American's map of Europe is one of the favorite, where former Yugoslav republics are called - Resident Evil! I'm coming from one of them!

Alpha, keep on doing this excellent work!!


dasha
dasha

why is my country called wtfstan.. :(

alphadesigner
alphadesigner moderator

Out of all countries with weird names, you end up only worried about yours? Interesting.

WeAllHaveHicks
WeAllHaveHicks

This same basic map could be made at the expense of any country. All this "satire" does is embrace the unjustified hatred towards Americans that many citizens of other countries have.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

Actually there are maps made for plenty of other countries as it is clearly indicated in the first sentence of the article above. There's even a link where you can see them. The only thing which is unjust here is your attention span.

Sakura
Sakura

Alpha, I am a Half Japanese, splash Seminole Indian, (and possibly more ethnic diversities) woman, married to a Scottish/Irish love of my life and we have three beautiful kids. My first and middle names are French, and thanks to my husband, my last name is Scottish. It is my observation that racist comments are made from ignorance, plain and simple. Ignorance is from lack of understanding or the failure to be taught, whatever the case may be. The failure of teaching/lack of an adequate explanation is derived from the need to be sensitive to all ethnic backgrounds, for the fear of being offensive. And thus the cycle continues. Your interpretation of how the average American views the world is spot-on. We "don't have time" to teach the world about each other, we are only allowed to report what is now and happening, which leads to skewed views of places most of us may never see in first person to learn the truth. I applaud you for creating this.

To those Americans that are offended: If you take offense, stop and think about why you take offense. Are you that narrow-minded that you don't realize your inept lack of knowledge beyond what the media is reporting to you? OR, if you do know a great deal about the geographical segment that offends you on this map, have you not realized that this is not about you specifically, it is a stereotypical portrait of the "average" American? AND, if you are about to argue about how proud you are to be an American, then why aren't you doing what you can to change the stereotypical viewpoint? Probably because you don't have time.

Dilkhush
Dilkhush

Kudos...this iis ridiculously awesome...

imanfb
imanfb

mesoindia is India, while the unitary state of Indonesia, the region is of the Sabang (Sumatra island) to Merauke (Papua west island) consists of thousands of small and large islands, alphadesigner made ​​a joke that is not funny

lirpo
lirpo

 @imanfb

 It's a funny critique about the short and prejuidced thinkink of the americans about the rest of the world.

imanfb
imanfb

mesoindia adalah india, sedangkan negara kesatuan republik indonesia, wilayahnya adalah dari kota Sabang (sumatera island) sampai dengan Merauke (papua barat island) terdiri dari ribuan pulau besar dan kecil, alphadesigner membuat lelucon yang sangat tidak lucu

sftmz
sftmz

Seriously Dude... first of all United States citizens are not "Americans"... citizens of every country in America are Americans... so your map according to "Americans" should be according to every citizen of AMERICA as a (CONTINENT)... So please when you are talking about United States don't put it like America, it really makes me sick ! 

 

Ok then... Americans (all of us) we don't see United States as a civilized country, by the contrary they doesn't even have a personality...

JamieWonnacott
JamieWonnacott

 @sftmz Understand that in Latin countries they teach that "America" is one big continent, but in most english speaking countries It is North America and South America as two separate continents and "America" refers to the country United States of America. Don't assume just because it is taught a certain way in your country that is how it is understood in the rest of the world.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner moderator like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @sftmz Spare me your pseudo-enlightenment, please! A work of ridiculous satire made you sick? You think the main objective here is to be geographically accurate? Is there nothing that even hints to your brilliantly analytical mind that the target here is the exact stupidity you complain about? No? Well then congratulations sir, you really are an American! :))

imanfb
imanfb

 @alphadesigner  @sftmz mesoindia is India, while the unitary state of Indonesia, the region is of the Sabang (Sumatra island) to Merauke (Papua west island) consists of thousands of small and large islands, alphadesigner made ​​a joke that is not funny

JamieWonnacott
JamieWonnacott

I'd like to make a few suggestions:Brazil- Amazon JungleSpain- Matadors (Even geographically inept americans know where mexico is)Sri Lanka- "Did you mean India"Turkmenistan + Uzbekistan + Tajikistan = Uhh What istan?Burma- More jungle...Austria- The Terminator is from here

gonetoyourhead
gonetoyourhead

I'm an American, and although there obviously are commonly-held stereotypes about places around the world, very few of these make any sense to me. I've never heard anything like most of this. WTF? 

alphadesigner
alphadesigner moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

That's actually very good news. I would be worried if they made any sense to you.

Stefanie
Stefanie

Hello! I love your "Mapping Stereotypes"-project! I posted an article about prejudices and stereotypes about Asia and Asian people on my Blog and recommended your homepage.

Jordi
Jordi

I live in Two skyscrappers and stuff... lmao!! Brilliant!

Andres
Andres

Hello Alphadesigner, great job, I liket it! I found it very funny, but when will you make a world map according to LatinAmerican countries, I guess you will surprise of the ideas. Once again nice job, all of them.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner

Thank you. I can't say when exactly but there will be a map according to Latin America, I promise! :)

Kay
Kay

Hi, can you explain rice dolls for the philippines? Because I honestly don't get it.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner

Rag doll (allusion to poverty) + people who eat a lot of rice = rice doll.

CarloSarion
CarloSarion

Hahahaha! As a Filipino, I find the map amusing, even if you call us ricedolls! Hahaha!

rinopn
rinopn

wtfstan.. hehehe... btw, my country u labelled as mesoindia. why is that so? nice work man..

alphadesigner
alphadesigner

Thanks! :) "Mesoindia" is one of those nonsense titles like "Wtfstan" that people often say when they cannot really remember the proper name of a country. No hidden meaning or wordplay. :)

Aygun Samedova
Aygun Samedova

Great job, Alphadesigner! I also liked your I searched at once "Azerbaijan" (cause that's where I come from) I ahared it on my Facebook profile :))

alphadesigner
alphadesigner like.author.displayName 1 Like

Thank you Jack. The reason there is only one world map is because I am just starting with the world views and of course one of the first attempts is the US, like you mentioned the stereotypes are universally known and relatively easy to map. I have no reliable way to seriously measure a nation's self-absorbtion index :)) and I agree with you richer and prosperous nations sometimes have the tendency to think everything is spinning around them but the US view has always struck me as something very unique because it's such a complex amalgam of idealism, naivety, good will, greed, compassion and pride. Another aspect is outside's world envy. Small nations always try to "emasculate" the Great Power of the day and thus many stereotypes get created completely artificially. I recently made a map about Switzerland and I noticed that tendency, even in myself. In Europe we often portray the Swiss as self absorbed. Of course they are very far from being a Great Power but they are very rich and fiercely independent which basically has the same effect. :) As for the American people - some of them seem quite disinterested in the world outside their borders, you can spot that even in the presidential candidates. This of course raises another question - does the simple knowledge about what lies beyond the border makes you less self absorbed and more interested in other people's destiny. The answers cannot be provided by my maps of course, they can only serve as catalysts for discussion. As for my answer to Trueboy - I was being sarcastic, again. ;)

alberto
alberto

What about Cape Verde that did not appear in your Map, Do you think Americans really do not know about it , or did you forget . Cape Verde is an African Country.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner like.author.displayName 1 Like

I purposely didn't include most small island nations on the map. First, it will make the map even more unreadable because of the small print I would have to use to correctly label everything. And additionally, most people in the world, not only Americans, aren't aware they exist in the first place or if they have heard about Cape Verde or Vanuatu, they don't have an idea what's out there. Especially in America, where it's perfectly possible to become president without knowing exactly where Russia is. :)

Jack Bartlett
Jack Bartlett

Also, I wouldn't go as far as saying that Trueboy is an idiot but he has clearly not seen "sarcasm" ever before.

Jack Bartlett
Jack Bartlett

Taken with a sense of humor (it's always a must for these things), some of these tags are wildly accurate, with some of them having a sort of rich, complex political commentary about it, like the "Estados Unidos de Cocaine." I like how that touches on the fact that Colombia is such a close ally of the US, yet it's most often known stateside for the cocaine problem. I don't suspect, however, that you think Americans are any more self-absorbed than other developed nations (but yes, you're giving us too much credit assuming we have stereotypes for that many countries), and this map reflects the fact that American stereotypes of the world are much better known and more widely discussed than stereotypes from other nations. It's kind of funny how every time you see one a map describing how Americans see the world, it's a map of the whole world, but when you see a map of how people from other countries (Germany, UK, etc.), they only show their part of the world. That kind of says something about their centrism, doesn't it? :) Great effort, man. This is by far the best of its kind.

alphadesigner
alphadesigner

Trueboy, you totally ignorant idiot. I am not American and you should pay more attention to what this project is really about. :)) Thanks for the laughs though, you made my day.

Trueboy
Trueboy

"alphadesigner" — u totally racist asshole. U showed to all what know about whole world? Wtf? "Civilized world"? World — it's a World... I see what u love your country much than mother. And not polite to every country — idiot! On next time writes: "F*cking democratic morons consider themselves a nation and That destroys the stand and dictates his worthless opinion of other countries who killed the people who are the legitimate owners of (the Indians)".

Petko
Petko

It's easy to tell you've put a great deal of effort while creating this map. :) I read an interview with you for a Bulgarian newspaper but I don't remember if you mentioned this or not - aside from friends, their stories and your own experiences, do you get inspiration from anywhere else - movies, literature, etc.? Thank you for sharing your work. :) All the best, Petko

Rachael
Rachael

Absolutely brilliant!!! UK = Mummy .... couldn't help laughing at that one ;)

Tash
Tash

Great idea, had a good laugh, but it seems so true. I payed closed attention as to what you wrote about Poland (that's were I come from) and I must say that all in all you presented a pretty true picture of how people from different parts of the world perceive us. Is it ok if I post your picture at some later point on my blog (of course i will link it to your page)? I just think that you made a pretty good point with those pictures.

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