As I already shared with my Facebook fans, last night the Devil came to see me in the small town of Torrijos, Spain. It was a casual visit, he stayed for a coffee, diet cookies and a bottle of cheap wine. We discussed life, the universe and Mary’s restored virginity, while at some point, probably drunk, we decided to make a map of Europe according to The Vatican. Then with his guidance I published it as a print in my Zazzle store to make some charity money for the orphans in the “Our Lady, Wife of Lucifer” Sanctuary in the Seventh Circle of Hell. Please give what you conscience dictates you and rest assured it won’t go unnoticed.
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[...] By the way: It is an interesting fact, that the map „Europe According to the Vatican” was co-developed with the devil. Read the full story: Europe. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Stereotypus Sancti. [...]