Europe According to National Penis Size

Last week when I featured The Penis Size by Country World Map I forgot to mention that I felt slightly disappointed because half of the data about Europe was suspiciously missing from the visualization. Surprisingly enough, when I checked the source link, I found out there was plenty of statistic for the blank fields. I extracted all the data for Europe, structured it accordingly and guess what… the nation with the biggest penis size in Europe is… Hungary. It really sounds too good to be true. :) But you know, like I already said, take this with several grains of salt because half of the data is “self reported”. And with men and penis size… you know what that means.

Doing further research on the matter, I discovered a dedicated Wikipedia article which claims that not all cultures were obsessed with size. In fact, the article says, in Ancient Greece, people preferred a small uncut penis. That explains pretty well why their nude statues are so modest in that area. Nobody really knows when exactly Western civilization switched to the current supersize-mania but a quote from the Bible may give you a hint:

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. (Ezekiel 23:18–20)

That’s what I would call passionate metaphors. Anyway, here’s all you need to know:

16+ cm: 1. Hungary (16.51), 2. France (16.01)
15.5-16 cm 3. Czech Republic (15.89), 4. The Netherlands (15.87), 5. Italy (15.74), 6. Belgium (15.65), 7. Georgia (15.61)
15-15.5 cm: 8. Denmark (15.29), 9. Slovakia (15.21), 10. Slovenia (15.13), 11. Bulgaria (15.02)
14.5-15 cm: 12. Serbia (14.87), 13. Sweden (14.80), 14. Croatia (14.77), 15. Greece (14.73), 15. Albania (14.73), 17. Belarus (14.63), 18. Iceland (14.56)
14-14.5 cm: 19. Germany (14.48), 20. Switzerland (14.35), 21. Norway (14.34), 22. Poland (14.29), 23. Austria (14.16), 24. Turkey (14.11)
13.5-14 cm: 25. Macedonia (13.98), 26. Ukraine (13.97), 26. United Kingdom (13.97), 28. Spain (13.85), 29. Estonia (13.78), 30. Finland (13.77)
13-13.5 cm: 31. Armenia (13.22), 32. Russia (13.21), 33. Portugal (13.19)
12.5-13 cm: 34. Ireland (12.78), 35. Romania (12.73)
No Data: Andorra, Bosnia Herzegovina, Cyprus, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, San Marino

Posted on 25/03/2011 by Yanko Tsvetkov

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MohdHafizulAkmalJali

ya....

Who cares

It's not the size but what you do with it! Lol

Alien One

Who cares? Most of the women are looking to the wallet size... so I'm happy that my poor wallet is compensated by an average 17 cm dick size and enough thickness :))

PS: This study is bullshit. I never heard for a campaign of penis measurement in my country. Some scientist must justify the money they spend so they invent crap researches.

alphadesigner moderator

With a wallet like yours, I wouldn't hear about such a campaign either. :)

alliexxxlove

Thank god America wasn't on here, I hear the President has brought the National average down -12 cm..they're still not sure if he has any balls though

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Chris

lol @Mike about the irish

Ivo

Every country has its regions with different ethnical distribution.

Ukraine, Roumania, Bulgary and Hungary should have similar sizes because they are quite same cocktailed ethnical populations(HUNGARIANS, UKRAINIANS, ROMANIANS, BULGARIANS ... AND OF COURSE GIPSIES).

I wish I had a more detailed "study" or a serious one with countrie's regions and sub-regions.

alphadesigner moderator

The real question is why would it matter so much.

Mike

This can't be correct Irish are biggest in europe! All the rest can suck it lol

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Blandin3tte

It's right for Portugal: 13,19

pimp01

for romanian. that's actually how thick it is.

Cory

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You're right. There are a lot of hung Romanian guys, for sure. This 12.73 is a joke.

alphadesigner moderator

12.73 thickness is right? You should publish your research. :)

koko

Turkey (14.11) must be measured without head, because it is our traditıom not to count the head of the penis. 14-15 cm I had for example when I was 5 years old (without head)

alphadesigner moderator

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Interesting! Are you measuring body height with the same methodology?

AleksandraDesmurs

Interesting! ;)

majid_uk20

heeeeeee,what about persia (Iran) ????

guys you should chech out that too :)

TurkishPower

iran is not in Europe! Learn some geography!

Which country

Do you notice that one country doesn't information about penis size? Why? It couldn't be measured, because it's so big.

alphadesigner moderator

LOL. Good point! :)

Kristaro

And also Japanese guys. I've dated four including my now Japanese boyfriend. All of them have been big. It seems like tall thin men are big. That's just from my experience.

Kristaro

No. Arabic men are pretty big. I've dated guys from Iraq and Dubai. They were big. So don't judge a whole country. It usually has to do with generics and such.

Mario

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Damn, you have so many post of so many cultures you've dated and know their penis sizes. How many men have you dated?

Artur

french is in the top because there is so much arabs ^^

Lakhdaar

Pfff That's completly stupid,"Arabs" like you say don't have big penis in general...

The average penis size of Algeria (where most Arabs french come from) is "only" 14.19 cm, so much smaller than Italy for exemple. What you say is just a false racist stereotype.

I think good results of France is thanks to French of Italian descent (between 5 to 10 millions) just like me... :P

ciccogol

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Arabs have a tiny or average penis...consider rather than around 10 million french have an italian ancestor (many more than arabs) then look at my country, italy, which has a high average but without any immigrants (most Chinese and indians, and we know well the situation there) - probably it is italian blood which helps the french.

Or, probably French european guys just have big dicks

Jenny112

@ciccogol Its definately the Italians. Contrary to popular belief, blacks aren't that big. People have been brainwashed by porn. Just like they have been brainwashed by Basketball players. Real Africans are some of the shortest people in the world. Only the Sudanese are tall. Nigeria's average penis size is also 5.2 inches, far below either Italy or France. Its true about the Italians though. Just look up menofitalia on tumblr.

MmtKsvri

Or all those black people have so much influance on the averagw!

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alphadesigner moderator

They're not that many taken as a percentage of the whole population.

Joanne

sorry, I meant 100-year old and 20-year old stud sorry for typos

Joanne

guys you must be crazy - where did you find this stats with these tiny sizes? are you counting all 100-yera old men with shrunk-up weenies. Nowadays dicks are much bigger than that. Can you imagine a 20-your old study 195cm+ with a tiny 15cm dick? impossible

alphadesigner moderator

Your question is directly answered in the article. Perhaps if you read it, you might enlighten yourself.

manny

poor Romania lol

Albanian

Albanians have the biggest dicks in europe period.

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No, no, u got it all wrong. Albanians are the biggest dicks in Europe, period!

Hungarian

I noticed two other things.. the first is that nearly all the Romanian writers attacked us Hungarians because of their tiny sizes, while no Hungarians (except me) responded those offences and no way in the same manner. The second one was that there are millions of Hungarians live in todays Romania who count with their bigger sizes to the average number of 12,73 cm, so this data may be even lower. :D

Hungarian

Reading all the posts written by Romanians, I totally agree their frustration and minority complexes, and even their schauvinistic offensive comments towards us. Ridiculous that you bring it out even from this data that Hungarians must be liars and they are the source of every kind of evilness, however you are living in our former land which land is merely bigger than what the Entente left for us. So, back to the topic, for my part I have around 17-18 cm long and I met only 2 people in my whole life who sad they have around 10-12 cms "long", so I unable to feel with you in this... As far as I remember, there was an other (still not Hungarian) research according to intelligence quotient of Europeans, where you acted just like here. Cheers

alphadesigner

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I'm sorry but this is not a place where you can solve your self-esteem problems. Any future comments of people who inform me about their personal penis size OR how his neighbor's size is smaller will be deleted. Take it outside!

hjkkk

penis size its genetical my friend, i didnt say that my theory is the explanation of penis size but its true that in some regions this happens. This discussion about penis size is the same like asking whay do brazilian girls have big ass? and black girls too?

alphadesigner

Well a theory either works or doesn't work, you can't selectively apply it just when you feel like it. That's why I started discussing it with you. As for big asses, I think we should wait until I make a map about it. :)

hjkkk

have u ever seen ur penis what it is under water my friend? it is small has hell, and this happens from the temperature of the water. It happens the same for the air temperature

alphadesigner

Oh of course, people also shiver when it's cold. That doesn't mean Scandinavian people are more susceptible to Parkinson's disease. Take a look at this map. Southeastern Asia plus China, India and Japan have the smallest sizes in the world. Their combined population is above 3 billion. Those 3 billion live in a climate which is way warmer than Russia and Canada, and most of Europe. Yet they are at the bottom. Another example is Saharan Africa, which is the warmest place on Earth. Yet the size there is way below that of Equatorial Africa, which is cooler. Your theory just doesn't make sense.

hjkkk

it depends in what part of Asia u live my friend :)

alphadesigner

It does? Well let's see. 99% of the Asian population lives in areas warmer than Europe. According to your theory, they all should be hung like horses compared to their European counterparts. I have no idea whether you studied biology or not but your theory doesn't make any sense. Body parts don't enlarge because of temperature or climate.

hjkkk

in France the average is high because they have emigrants from African and Arabian countries. U have to notice too that the size of the penis is bigger in hotter countries than in cold ones. The temperature affects the blood flow making the reefs expanding which leads in bigger penis. peace

alphadesigner

Really? What about Asia?

some1fromhu

Haha ... May be the height of our politicians were also counted. They are biggest d*cks in Hungary :)

Elephant man

I think we could extrapolate the weight of the brain of some nationalities by the type of comments they are doing of the size of their penis !!!! it's mine, no it's mine, no it's mine.. pathetic !

alphadesigner

Hurt national pride moves in mysterious ways. ;)

leonardi

Albanien and Ropublik of Kosovo ,have not reported for the size of the penis, but the average penis Albanians is 19.25 cm .fear because all European girls would bring Kosovo Tung Kosovo Big Penis

alphadesigner

Well, I'm Bulgarian and mine is above 70 cm. Beat this!