Last week when I featured The Penis Size by Country World Map I forgot to mention that I felt slightly disappointed because half of the data about Europe was suspiciously missing from the visualization. Surprisingly enough, when I checked the source link, I found out there was plenty of statistic for the blank fields. I extracted all the data for Europe, structured it accordingly and guess what… the nation with the biggest penis size in Europe is… Hungary. It really sounds too good to be true. :) But you know, like I already said, take this with several grains of salt because half of the data is “self reported”. And with men and penis size… you know what that means.
Doing further research on the matter, I discovered a dedicated Wikipedia article which claims that not all cultures were obsessed with size. In fact, the article says, in Ancient Greece, people preferred a small uncut penis. That explains pretty well why their nude statues are so modest in that area. Nobody really knows when exactly Western civilization switched to the current supersize-mania but a quote from the Bible may give you a hint:
She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. (Ezekiel 23:18–20)
That’s what I would call passionate metaphors. Anyway, here’s all you need to know:
- 16+ cm: 1. Hungary (16.51), 2. France (16.01)
- 15.5-16 cm 3. Czech Republic (15.89), 4. The Netherlands (15.87), 5. Italy (15.74), 6. Belgium (15.65), 7. Georgia (15.61)
- 15-15.5 cm: 8. Denmark (15.29), 9. Slovakia (15.21), 10. Slovenia (15.13), 11. Bulgaria (15.02)
- 14.5-15 cm: 12. Serbia (14.87), 13. Sweden (14.80), 14. Croatia (14.77), 15. Greece (14.73), 15. Albania (14.73), 17. Belarus (14.63), 18. Iceland (14.56)
- 14-14.5 cm: 19. Germany (14.48), 20. Switzerland (14.35), 21. Norway (14.34), 22. Poland (14.29), 23. Austria (14.16), 24. Turkey (14.11)
- 13.5-14 cm: 25. Macedonia (13.98), 26. Ukraine (13.97), 26. United Kingdom (13.97), 28. Spain (13.85), 29. Estonia (13.78), 30. Finland (13.77)
- 13-13.5 cm: 31. Armenia (13.22), 32. Russia (13.21), 33. Portugal (13.19)
- 12.5-13 cm: 34. Ireland (12.78), 35. Romania (12.73)
- No Data: Andorra, Bosnia Herzegovina, Cyprus, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, San Marino
maybe it’s interesting to make one with:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
I read in http://www.penissizematters.net that there is no proven differences in size based on race or nation.
Sure…data maken by hungayrians. Come to Romania and take our pants off…you’ll see who`s the best
ai dreptate
And you are racist. Congratulations.
Interesting to note that the two heavy hitters, so to speak, are “self reported…” – what the fuck is that source site? Amusing nonetheless.
This is another boszgorian sh-t because Hungary is 1-st and Romania last:)) This type of questions you have to put on the street, right? Who say ever the real lenght, really?!? This king of “statistics” are totally fake, always:)
Apparently, unlike Hungarians, Romanians were kind of realistic. That’s a good thing, don’t you think? ;) And of course – statistics is fun but always inaccurate, so take all this with a sense of humor.
lol..romania is the worst, but we have big balls :)
@yo Hahahaha. Best. Comment. EVER!!!
I doubt French and Hungarians have that big in average. Normally 16cm+ averages are found only in Sub-Saharan Africa.
Hungarians are very good in telling myths to boost their self esteem. One day they are the descendants of the Etruscans, one day of the Sumerians or Huns. This is just another claim to be proven wrong.
Can’t explain the 16+ for the French though, but the genealogic history of the Europeans disagrees with that.
Good observation. ;)
WELL I LIVE IN WIGAN,LANCS,UK AND THERES LOTS OF MASSIVE NOBS THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ON MOST MENS HEADS :)
LOL! Glass half full! :))
This is hilarious!!! But sorry Aleque according to my anatomy and my French background, the data is accurate!!! Lol
Ha Ha! – so Hungary is first and Romania is last ? I’m 100 % sure this is a Hungarian post !
It only feels small to you because Hungarians have such fucking big mouths !
Believe it or not, this is neither Hungarian nor Romanian post and the world doesn’t revolve around your common border. However, mouth size is a nice idea, I should do some research. :)
It’s got to be bullshit. I come from one of the smaller countries and my penis runs off the scale. I’m not gonna mention which country as that makes it more impartial :)
Maybe the survey is about which country is biggest liars ? LOL
Off the scale you say… Do you have an idea how many people will try to blackmail me to reveal your email publicly now? :)
it’s the email of some website that constantly spammed my previous email as I figure they should get spam too :D
Hm.. off the scale AND clever! Wow! :)
I’m from Hungary, and this is obviously bullshit…I mean in 7th grade everyone in my class said theirs was 18 cm. Seriously that sounds plausible…Anyway I don’t even know why they do surveys like this, everyone will lie.
I don’t think they did the surveys expressly to compare different nations, most likely it was part of a medical study and after the data was collected, somebody mashed it up together for fun. If the research effort was orchestrated with national comparisons as a main objective, the methodology would be more consistent.
As for why I chose to put the results on a map of Europe – it’s part of a project about stereotypes, so it shouldn’t be taken seriously. Penis size is one of the most overrated male qualities anyway and it’s quite stupid to obsess about it. :)
It’s an idiot research, no way to be somewhere the average under 15 :O
And 12,73 in Romania? Really…
I am from Serbia and I do not remember that there was a public mass measuring ….
France got good rating thanks to arab immigrants!
Albanien and Ropublik of Kosovo ,have not reported for the size of the penis,
but the average penis Albanians is 19.25 cm
.fear because all European girls would bring Kosovo
Tung Kosovo Big Penis
Well, I’m Bulgarian and mine is above 70 cm. Beat this!
i’m from russia I don’t think it is correct
I think we could extrapolate the weight of the brain of some nationalities by the type of comments they are doing of the size of their penis !!!! it’s mine, no it’s mine, no it’s mine.. pathetic !
Hurt national pride moves in mysterious ways. ;)
Haha … May be the height of our politicians were also counted. They are biggest d*cks in Hungary :)