Europe According to National Penis Size

Europe According to Penis Size

Last week when I featured The Penis Size by Country World Map I forgot to mention that I felt slightly disappointed because half of the data about Europe was suspiciously missing from the visualization. Surprisingly enough, when I checked the source link, I found out there was plenty of statistic for the blank fields. I extracted all the data for Europe, structured it accordingly and guess what… the nation with the biggest penis size in Europe is… Hungary. It really sounds too good to be true. :) But you know, like I already said, take this with several grains of salt because half of the data is “self reported”. And with men and penis size… you know what that means.

Doing further research on the matter, I discovered a dedicated Wikipedia article which claims that not all cultures were obsessed with size. In fact, the article says, in Ancient Greece, people preferred a small uncut penis. That explains pretty well why their nude statues are so modest in that area. Nobody really knows when exactly Western civilization switched to the current supersize-mania but a quote from the Bible may give you a hint:

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. (Ezekiel 23:18–20)

That’s what I would call passionate metaphors. Anyway, here’s all you need to know:

 

  • 16+ cm: 1. Hungary (16.51), 2. France (16.01)
  • 15.5-16 cm 3. Czech Republic (15.89), 4. The Netherlands (15.87), 5. Italy (15.74), 6. Belgium (15.65), 7. Georgia (15.61)
  • 15-15.5 cm: 8. Denmark (15.29), 9. Slovakia (15.21), 10. Slovenia (15.13), 11. Bulgaria (15.02)
  • 14.5-15 cm: 12. Serbia (14.87), 13. Sweden (14.80), 14. Croatia (14.77), 15. Greece (14.73), 15. Albania (14.73), 17. Belarus (14.63), 18. Iceland (14.56)
  • 14-14.5 cm: 19. Germany (14.48), 20. Switzerland (14.35), 21. Norway (14.34), 22. Poland (14.29), 23. Austria (14.16), 24. Turkey (14.11)
  • 13.5-14 cm: 25. Macedonia (13.98), 26. Ukraine (13.97), 26. United Kingdom (13.97), 28. Spain (13.85), 29. Estonia (13.78), 30. Finland (13.77)
  • 13-13.5 cm: 31. Armenia (13.22), 32. Russia (13.21), 33. Portugal (13.19)
  • 12.5-13 cm: 34. Ireland (12.78), 35. Romania (12.73)
  • No Data: Andorra, Bosnia Herzegovina, Cyprus, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, San Marino

 

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And also Japanese guys. I've dated four including my now Japanese boyfriend. All of them have been big. It seems like tall thin men are big. That's just from my experience.

No. Arabic men are pretty big. I've dated guys from Iraq and Dubai. They were big. So don't judge a whole country. It usually has to do with generics and such.

french is in the top because there is so much arabs ^^

alphadesigner 5 pts moderator

They're not that many taken as a percentage of the whole population.

Arabs have a tiny or average penis...consider rather than around 10 million french have an italian ancestor (many more than arabs) then look at my country, italy, which has a high average but without any immigrants (most Chinese and indians, and we know well the situation there) - probably it is italian blood which helps the french. 

Or, probably French european guys just have big dicks

sorry, I meant 100-year old and 20-year old stud sorry for typos

guys you must be crazy - where did you find this stats with these tiny sizes? are you counting all 100-yera old men with shrunk-up weenies. Nowadays dicks are much bigger than that. Can you imagine a 20-your old study 195cm+ with a tiny 15cm dick? impossible

alphadesigner 5 pts moderator

Your question is directly answered in the article. Perhaps if you read it, you might enlighten yourself.

Albanians have the biggest dicks in europe period.

I noticed two other things.. the first is that nearly all the Romanian writers attacked us Hungarians because of their tiny sizes, while no Hungarians (except me) responded those offences and no way in the same manner. The second one was that there are millions of Hungarians live in todays Romania who count with their bigger sizes to the average number of 12,73 cm, so this data may be even lower. :D

Reading all the posts written by Romanians, I totally agree their frustration and minority complexes, and even their schauvinistic offensive comments towards us. Ridiculous that you bring it out even from this data that Hungarians must be liars and they are the source of every kind of evilness, however you are living in our former land which land is merely bigger than what the Entente left for us. So, back to the topic, for my part I have around 17-18 cm long and I met only 2 people in my whole life who sad they have around 10-12 cms "long", so I unable to feel with you in this... As far as I remember, there was an other (still not Hungarian) research according to intelligence quotient of Europeans, where you acted just like here. Cheers

I'm sorry but this is not a place where you can solve your self-esteem problems. Any future comments of people who inform me about their personal penis size OR how his neighbor's size is smaller will be deleted. Take it outside!

penis size its genetical my friend, i didnt say that my theory is the explanation of penis size but its true that in some regions this happens. This discussion about penis size is the same like asking whay do brazilian girls have big ass? and black girls too?

Well a theory either works or doesn't work, you can't selectively apply it just when you feel like it. That's why I started discussing it with you. As for big asses, I think we should wait until I make a map about it. :)

have u ever seen ur penis what it is under water my friend? it is small has hell, and this happens from the temperature of the water. It happens the same for the air temperature

Oh of course, people also shiver when it's cold. That doesn't mean Scandinavian people are more susceptible to Parkinson's disease. Take a look at this map. Southeastern Asia plus China, India and Japan have the smallest sizes in the world. Their combined population is above 3 billion. Those 3 billion live in a climate which is way warmer than Russia and Canada, and most of Europe. Yet they are at the bottom. Another example is Saharan Africa, which is the warmest place on Earth. Yet the size there is way below that of Equatorial Africa, which is cooler. Your theory just doesn't make sense.

it depends in what part of Asia u live my friend :)

It does? Well let's see. 99% of the Asian population lives in areas warmer than Europe. According to your theory, they all should be hung like horses compared to their European counterparts. I have no idea whether you studied biology or not but your theory doesn't make any sense. Body parts don't enlarge because of temperature or climate.

in France the average is high because they have emigrants from African and Arabian countries. U have to notice too that the size of the penis is bigger in hotter countries than in cold ones. The temperature affects the blood flow making the reefs expanding which leads in bigger penis. peace

Really? What about Asia?

the biggest dicks in Europe my friend

Haha ... May be the height of our politicians were also counted. They are biggest d*cks in Hungary :)

I think we could extrapolate the weight of the brain of some nationalities by the type of comments they are doing of the size of their penis !!!! it's mine, no it's mine, no it's mine.. pathetic !

Hurt national pride moves in mysterious ways. ;)

i'm from russia I don't think it is correct

Albanien and Ropublik of Kosovo ,have not reported for the size of the penis, but the average penis Albanians is 19.25 cm .fear because all European girls would bring Kosovo Tung Kosovo Big Penis

Well, I'm Bulgarian and mine is above 70 cm. Beat this!

Ha ha... I'm Bulgarian too and I know that it's quite plausible... :)

France got good rating thanks to arab immigrants!

I am from Serbia and I do not remember that there was a public mass measuring ....

It's an idiot research, no way to be somewhere the average under 15 :O And 12,73 in Romania? Really...

I'm from Hungary, and this is obviously bullshit...I mean in 7th grade everyone in my class said theirs was 18 cm. Seriously that sounds plausible...Anyway I don't even know why they do surveys like this, everyone will lie.

I don't think they did the surveys expressly to compare different nations, most likely it was part of a medical study and after the data was collected, somebody mashed it up together for fun. If the research effort was orchestrated with national comparisons as a main objective, the methodology would be more consistent. As for why I chose to put the results on a map of Europe - it's part of a project about stereotypes, so it shouldn't be taken seriously. Penis size is one of the most overrated male qualities anyway and it's quite stupid to obsess about it. :)

It's got to be bullshit. I come from one of the smaller countries and my penis runs off the scale. I'm not gonna mention which country as that makes it more impartial :) Maybe the survey is about which country is biggest liars ? LOL

Off the scale you say... Do you have an idea how many people will try to blackmail me to reveal your email publicly now? :)

it's the email of some website that constantly spammed my previous email as I figure they should get spam too :D

Hm.. off the scale AND clever! Wow! :)

Ha Ha! - so Hungary is first and Romania is last ? I'm 100 % sure this is a Hungarian post ! It only feels small to you because Hungarians have such fucking big mouths !

Believe it or not, this is neither Hungarian nor Romanian post and the world doesn't revolve around your common border. However, mouth size is a nice idea, I should do some research. :)

This is hilarious!!! But sorry Aleque according to my anatomy and my French background, the data is accurate!!! Lol

WELL I LIVE IN WIGAN,LANCS,UK AND THERES LOTS OF MASSIVE NOBS THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ON MOST MENS HEADS :)

LOL! Glass half full! :))

I doubt French and Hungarians have that big in average. Normally 16cm+ averages are found only in Sub-Saharan Africa. Hungarians are very good in telling myths to boost their self esteem. One day they are the descendants of the Etruscans, one day of the Sumerians or Huns. This is just another claim to be proven wrong. Can't explain the 16+ for the French though, but the genealogic history of the Europeans disagrees with that.

Good observation. ;)

lol..romania is the worst, but we have big balls :)

@yo Hahahaha. Best. Comment. EVER!!!

This is another boszgorian sh-t because Hungary is 1-st and Romania last:)) This type of questions you have to put on the street, right? Who say ever the real lenght, really?!? This king of "statistics" are totally fake, always:)

Apparently, unlike Hungarians, Romanians were kind of realistic. That's a good thing, don't you think? ;) And of course - statistics is fun but always inaccurate, so take all this with a sense of humor.

Interesting to note that the two heavy hitters, so to speak, are "self reported..." - what the fuck is that source site? Amusing nonetheless.

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